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“I laughed out loud and immediately felt called out — every page describes my cat perfectly. Hilarious, relatable, and weirdly comforting.”

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

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Tired of loving a creature that clearly doesn’t respect you? Millions of cat owners live under constant judgment, side-eye, and the quiet fear that their cat is planning something. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You delivers laugh-out-loud comics that perfectly explain your cat’s unhinged behavior and make you feel seen.

  • Laugh at the Dark Truth of Cat Ownership
  • Decode Your Cat’s Most Unsettling Behaviors
  • Feel Validated (It’s Not Just Your Cat)
  • Enjoy Instant Stress Relief Through Pure Humor
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How Does It Work?

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You turns the everyday chaos of cat ownership into instant humor and relief. Through sharp, absurd comics and exaggerated “explanations” of real cat behavior, the book helps you laugh at the confusion, judgment, and mild terror every cat owner secretly feels.

Each short, easy-to-read comic taps into moments you already recognize — the staring, the gifts of dead animals, the random aggression — and reframes them as part of a shared joke cat lovers everywhere understand.

Instead of trying to fix your cat, the book works by validating your experience, easing stress, and giving you something you can enjoy, re-read, and laugh at anytime you need a break.

Features

Laugh-Out-Loud Comics
A collection of sharp, hilarious comics that perfectly capture the absurd reality of living with a cat.

Relatable Cat Behavior “Explanations”
Exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek insights that turn your cat’s weird, hostile, or confusing actions into comedy gold.

Easy, Bite-Sized Reading
Short, punchy comics you can enjoy anytime — perfect for quick laughs, stress relief, and sharing with fellow cat lovers.

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We’re confident this book will make you laugh, nod in agreement, and feel instantly understood as a cat owner. It’s designed to deliver pure entertainment, stress relief, and those “this is literally my cat” moments from the very first pages.

If within 30 days you feel it didn’t meet your expectations or simply wasn’t for you, you can reach out to our support team for a satisfaction review. Once your download is delivered, the content is yours to enjoy anytime — risk-free.

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Regular price $4.90 USD
Regular price $9.90 USD Sale price $4.90 USD
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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Has Made Millions of Cat Owners Laugh

Let It Do the Same for You 😹

The #1 Cat Humor Book Loved by Millions

Brutally honest comics, absurd insights,

and nonstop laughs for cat owners everywhere.

When living with a cat feels confusing, judgmental, and slightly threatening, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You turns that chaos into laugh-out-loud humor every cat lover recognizes.

The top 4 features & benefits...

Instant Laugh-Out-Loud Relief

Hilarious comics that turn everyday cat chaos into comedy.

Painfully Relatable Cat Truths

Exaggerated takes on real cat behavior that make you feel understood.

Fan-Favorites & New Comics

The Oatmeal’s most loved cat strips plus never-before-seen content.

Easy, Bite-Sized Entertainment

Perfect for quick laughs, stress relief, and sharing anytime, anywhere.

150,281+ Customers Worldwide

Over 5,000+ 5 Star Reviews

Humor When You Need It Most

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is here to help 😹

Whether you need a quick laugh or instant stress relief, this book delivers sharp, relatable comics that perfectly capture the absurd reality of cat ownership.

Enjoy laugh-out-loud moments and comforting validation that remind you one simple truth: it’s not just your cat.

Rated 4.76/5 based on +1475 reviews

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Here’s what readers are saying about How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You…

“Painfully Accurate 😹”

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“That Is Literally My Cat 😼”

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Laugh-Out-Loud Perfection

“This book had me crying laughing. Every page felt like it was written about my cat. I’ve never felt so seen as a cat owner.”

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Seattle, 29 Years Old

Pure Cat Truth

“I bought this for a quick laugh and ended up rereading it multiple times. The humor is spot on and painfully accurate.”

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Austin, 41 Years Old

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“If you’ve ever owned a cat, this book is a must. Hilarious, relatable, and the perfect stress reliever after a long day.”

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Boston, 36 Years Old

Laughter and Relief When You Need It Most

Find Humor, Validation, and Instant Stress Relief 😹

Life with a cat can feel confusing and mildly threatening — but you’re not alone.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You turns everyday cat chaos into laugh-out-loud relief that proves it’s not just your cat.

Frequently Asked Questions about How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Here you’ll find answers to the most common questions about this hilarious cat comic collection. Need help? Our support team is always here for you!

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What is this book about?

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It’s a collection of hilarious comics that poke fun at the strange, judgmental, and mildly terrifying behavior of cats — in a way every cat owner instantly recognizes.

Is this a cat training or behavior guide?

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No. This book is purely for humor and entertainment. It doesn’t teach you how to fix your cat — it helps you laugh about living with one.

Who is this book for?

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Anyone who owns a cat, loves cats, fears their cat a little, or enjoys smart, internet-style humor.

What’s inside the book?

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All of our material, including the full book and additional resources, is provided in a fully digital format. That means everything you access here is available online or via downloadable eBooks — no physical shipping involved. Whether you're reading on your phone, tablet, or computer, you’ll have instant access the moment you complete your purchase or registration.

Is it suitable for quick reading?

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Yes. The comics are short, bite-sized, and perfect for quick laughs anytime.